Released:
2008-05-31

Overview:
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Directors:
Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire

Runtime:
1h 30min

Genre:
Comedy

• Cast:
• 
  Len Cariou
  as
  Norm Archer
• 
  Steven Seagal
  as
  Cock Puncher
• 
  Larissa Laskin
  as
  Dana Dobbs
• 
  Ken Takemoto
  as
  Sensei
• 
  Don McManus
  as
  Dennis McCormick