Minty the Assassin (2009)

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Minty the Assassin on IMDb 3.9/10 129 votes

Released:
2009-08-07

Overview:
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Director:
Eugene Baldovino

Runtime:
1h 20min

Genre:
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror

  • Cast:
  • Elina Madison
    as
    Minty
  • Anthony Ray Parker
    as
    Big Boss
  • Tabitha Taylor
    as
    Double Delicious
  • Chip Joslin
    as
    Dr. Brain Bender
  • Jacki R. Chan
    as
    Molly Leviathan